Chocolate Quotes and Jokes

Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump

"It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man." - Miranda Ingram

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." - Charles M. Schulz

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.